Happy Bottom Bum Butter

Bikemonger’s Happy Bottom Bum butter is the brainchild of Charlie The Bikemonger, a niche and somewhat eccentric bike shop keeper in Dorset, England.

The product came about because he was sure there was a better way of making chamois cream, making it 100% natural with no nasty chemicals, but also making the branding fun.

For years cycling bum issues were considered a subject not suitable for public discussion, however Charlie says “Hell, we all suffer downstairs at some point, and chamois cream was always kept under the counter, it was like buying condoms… let’s get the subject out in the open and fix our bums”.


Totally chemical free,100% natural ingredients.
Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.
Vegan as hell.
Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
Made in the UK

Happy Bottom